24 Crazy Real Estate Ads You Won’t Believe

It’s safe to say, most of the following could use some Realtor Marketing help.

WARNING: Some the following may Not be Safe For Work and some even contain childish sexual innuendos so please proceed with caution.

If you think the house is fantastic, wait ’till you try the pizza!

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Tough childhood I bet.

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You can trust me… 😉

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That doesn’t seem to be a selling point.

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Stop by to see out new “open-concept” home.

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Autocorrect?

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Rod Stewart has a side gig?
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Actual realtor’s headshot?  We aren’t sure.

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In need of a graphic artist?

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Which on do you think is the closer?

“Voted 8th best real estate team!”

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Gets ’em every time!

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Keeping it real.

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RichardShort.com must have been taken.

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Cool Ranch Dorita?  Hired!

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Great price on a beautiful riverfront property.

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Doesn’t quite roll off the tough does it?  Definitely different though.

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Does Craig sets up booby traps before open houses?  That’s what I want to know.

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And he comes to showings on his fiery steed as well…

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We’re going to lay this one on the sign company.  Poor guy.

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Last one we promise…

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The only thing they are missing is “We don’t negotiate”

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Now there’s a warning label.  “Animals.. Have Sex Outdoors..”

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Take their house PLEASE!

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